Every Friday, I'll be posting a quick fashion faux pas. Just keep them in the back of your mind for future shopping trips, or just a good laugh when you're out in public and witness one of these fashion mistakes firsthand.
Picture this, if you will - the late-30's women is out for lunch at a local hamburger joint. She gets out of her minivan and proceeds to waltz into the restaurant wearing knit booty shorts with writing scrawled across the butt proclaiming that she is sexy or cute or hot.
The last place anyone wants to see a description of your best quality is on your butt!
The End.
I would have posted a picture of this fashion mistake, but I'm afraid the firewall at the office would not appreciate searches like "booty shorts" or "sexy shorts". So, I'll just leave it to your imagination.
Your anonymous husband here:
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the ridiculously tight tank top to go with that lovely ensemble! An outfit as such on a "minivan mom" in her 30's only screams to all the men around: "I am immature, desperate, and have little-to-no respect for myself!" Ladies who choose to wear such outfits in public wonder why they attract deadbeat men who treat them like a piece of meat. #SMH